First of all, I need to learn how to spell. 
Secondly, I'd like to get to the point
of the title. Anyone with little and/or bigger siblings, will know what I'm talking about. I have two little brothers and let me say they are the biggest pains in the ass. No lie ... seriously. When I do NOT do anything at all during an argument, who gets yelled at?? the oldest. It's like a mini radar on people that tells them "Hey blame that guy right there, the oldest one." Just kidding but really, if you aren't the oldest in your family then you have no idea how hard it is. You, being the oldest are the scapegoat of the family. Here's an example. Just about a month ago, My dad and my brother, Drew were arguing about driver's ed. I, staying out of it stayed upstairs until I THOUGHT that the argument subsided. Well, it didn't. I got downstairs and my dad used me as an example. Well, that got Drew got flustered and started making very inappropriate remarks about the way I save my money.
BTW - I'm not very good at saving money. haha :)
Anyway, I was now involved in the argument. In my head I was telling myself, "You are an idiot. You should have just stayed upstairs and kept playing Halo 3. Idiot." Well, here's the scoop. I started to yell at Drew saying how good I was doing now and how I was working on it. He contradicted me and said "How much money you got then?" That one sentence pissed me off because you can't obviously compare how much money you have now while you are working on saving money or just starting. I mean c'mon, seriously!! We went back and forth, just yelling at each other. Until my dad pulls the peace-keeping job and just starts pouring insults at me. I got sick of it so I walked away and then my dad started yelling at Drew. So I quickly chugged a mug of Dr.Pepper and got some Ramen noodles I was making during the arguing and rushed upstairs.
Dr. Pepper + Ramen Noodles + Empty Stomach yearning for someone to feed it = OMG Heaven
Next there's the littlest brothers or sisters that pull the "Mommy help me!" card. You cannot win with the littlest brother, trust me I've tried more than once. No story for this one but just take my word for it. They are "little angels" compared to the oldest. It just makes me mad 'cause it's like hey, he killed the fish not me!! But then she goes and and says oh he couldn't have done it because he's only 10. I could go on for hours about this but I'm not.
Oh and don't think I hate my brothers. I love them a lot. "Bro's fo life!!" :-D
3 comments:
Dude, i know how you feel, my little brother is a dick also!
LOL @ Colin's comment.
I have three brothers. Atleast you only have two to contend with. haha.
Haha I love my little sister but I know what you mean! We're pretty close in age though, around 18 months apart but some pretty intense battles go on around here. Plus, she just got surgery on her ankle last friday she has the cast and the crutches and all that. So not only do my parents cater to her every need, I get yelled at if I don't as well because "she's on crutches, you need to help her". Yeah I don't know if I can take another 5 weeks of this!
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